Entertainment QotW: Back-Pedaling
Miley Cirus has issued an apology for a "racy" Vanity Fair photo shoot with legendary photographer Annie Liebovitz. Considering the photograph is just of Miley's back, do you think this apology is necessary?
It's as scandalous as we make it.
Annie Liebovitz is an artist, these photos weren't taken during a Girls Gone Wild spring break - pie faced hillbilly edition.
I don't think celebrities have to apologize for anything but murder and bad acting. Did you hear that Ben Affleck?
I would not be able to pick this Cyrus girl out of a line up. I've seen her once (on the Oscars) and I thought she looked like a Chelsea Clinton doppleganger. Call me back when her moon grows some cheekbones.
She is no Lindsey Lohan, who could easily be the next Anne Margerate if she wasn't such a fuck up. By the way, I do not care that I am spelling these names incorrectly.
So who should be explaining this? Her mamma and mullet wearing twit of a father.
Parents...if you are having a hard time explaining to your kids why Hanna Banana is half nekkid in Vanity Fair ask yourself this:
1. Why the hell is my preteen looking at Vanity Fair?
2. How did I allow my child to get so immersed in TV role models and pop culture icon bullshit?
3. Should I take this as a sign and just stop buying in to the hype, maybe turn off the TV once in awhile?
It's SHOW BUSINESS, baby...what do you really expect?
But no, she should not apologize for modeling. She should apologize for the billion dollars her machine has raked in - is she really WORTH it. And parents should stop funding her paycheck...it's obscene. Every time you see her mug on a product and you buy it...ugh, I can't even go on...
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Not because of this whole thing specifically.
But because I hate Billy Ray Cyrus, and this is just one more reason I hate Billy Ray Cyrus.