QotD: Outta My Way!

Have you ever experienced road rage?
Submitted by Question of the Day.

Suuuuurrre. Just about every time I drive.

There was this one time...
I used to do freelance work as a clown, mostly for merchant or commercial gigs. Dress up in the costume enough and it just feels like a uniform or regular clothes.
I was driving to meet my clown accomplice when some doink in a fancy bronze coloured car slides in front of me, almost taking my front end with him. He cuts me off for no reason! The traffic wasn't heavy and he did not take the  exit. Long story short I blast the horn, make a grrrr face and flip the bird. Then I catch a glimpse of myself in my rear view mirror and remember I am in full clown gear.
I look to my left and a guy in a pick up is beside me laughing his ass off.
Honk Honk!