1 post tagged “narc”
Yeah, that was me. I was the person who walked around the duvet aisle just as you yanked that expensive sheet set out of the plastic wrap. I saw you toss the wrap to the floor but you stopped trying to stuff the sheet set in your bag when you saw me. And yes, I had no business poking at the pillows, but I knew you REALLLY wanted me gone, so I stuck around for a few minutes...just looking at things. I also noticed you quickly grabbed up that wrapper and stuck it between the comforters.
When I left you I went straight to a sales clerk and described you to a T. Woman, very tan, around 55, short hair, about my heightth, big black bag, hanging around the bed linens. They alerted everyone - including the security staff.
I think if I had been shopping in a place that charged ridiculous prices for such things, like a Holt and Renfrew, I probably would have given you the thumbs up and known that you were probably being watched and taped by security. Getting away with that would have been a show of skill like in Ocean's 11. The fact that you were stealing from a place like Homesense, where everything is already so cheap it hurts just pissed me off!
